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Domestic Goddess
22 January 2003 @ 3:29 p.m.
I am a domestic goddess.
I can handle anything this house or the housemates throw at me. Smelly kitchen sink? I got it. Refrigerator leaks water? Aw yeah. Shower is leaking through the floor? Hrmmm tough one, let's see if this works.
I can bake, broil, roast, mix, simmer, knead, and sift with ease. My apron has stains of love all over it. I wear a bandanna over my braids. I can scrub out years of filth from any carpet or counter. Dust and mildew are my worst enemies.
I own pearls.
I make fantastic coffee and I know how to pour wine.
My plants are thriving. I hope to cover the entire house with them one day. I love the DIY channel.
But alas, I'm a single university student. Not many notice my real talents. So off to school I tread again. . . wonder if I could get a degree in being a goddess?
currently reading: Temple of the Winds - Terry Goodkind
currently listening: The radio
